michaxl:

haha ok “friend” where were u when i uploaded a selfie

nlghtvisions:

when you go to your friends house and they don’t have any snacksimage

upgraders:

upgraders:

that feeling you get when you’re angry

anger

terrakion:

alt-j:

michaxl:

gf: babe come over

me: i cant im doing gymnastics on the top of mt everest

gf: my parents are out ;)

me:

image

IS HE OKAY??!!!!?

yes hes with his girlfriend now

officialunitedstates:

man inside bathroom of fancy restaurant blows on your hands instead of you using hand dryer, giving place a more personable feel


  • Me: ugh ive got a sore leg i better google whats wrong
  • Google: Brain tumour with a life expectancy of 2 weeks good luck

samandriel:

i still think 2007 was 3 years ago

elizabitchtaylor:

If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess

bahbumplug:

when u put on a song u like at a party that no one knows

image

sailorp00n:

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

LOL

sailorp00n:

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

LOL