i want my tombstone to say “i still don’t care”
OH MY GOD IOS7 SENDS YOUR EMAILS FROM THE NAME SIRI CALLS YOU.
I’VE BEEN SIGNING EMAILS TO MY BOSS AS “JAY-Z”
98 percent of teens believe they are the 2 percent of teens. reblog if your the 2 percent that isnt the 98 percent that thinks theyre the 2 percent
stop promoting tiny penises. we need a supreme race of nothing but huge dicks. kill off the weak meated. survival of the thickest. Charles darwang. Charles dongwin. DongWang. cock
why do people romanticize cigarettes theyre nasty af and cause a shit ton of diseases and medical issues
petition for hot youtubers to start making videos everyday instead of once a week
i mean i would eat healthy food but do you remember that one time that adam and eve ate an apple in the garden of eden and doomed all of humanity so idk better not risk it
according to society if you’re confident you’re self-obsessed but if you’re insecure you’re weak so that is why i am a simple giraffe
*checks if acne is still there*
RULES OF FASHION
- you think it’s pretty?
- wear it